And You're Not Happy But You're Funny

I miss the kitten I adopted in my dream.

An excellent, straightforward piece on the need for a higher standard of journalism.

Why do people on Twitter follow me if not for my participation in Sondheim-themed hashtag games?

I really wish my dad hadn’t pointed out how “funny” my dessert looked, because I wasn’t able to eat this without thinking about fellating the chocolate-covered banana. I actually ended up cutting it with a fork out of embarrassment.

Also, I ordered the “black cod” as an entree. You better believe I pronounced that several times in my head before saying it out loud. Rough night.

bobbyfinger:

War Horse (average 3.8 stars): “This is a horse movie with horses about horses, starring horses. If that sounds appealing, you already knew you will love this movie, so go watch it. If it doesn’t… well, the horse-wife will, so watch it anyways, because you will probably be getting some tonight. Almost every scene in this movie has a horse in it, or a drawing of a horse, or they are talking about horses.”

Good one, Louis.

Thanks, Bobby. This was the second-most fun I’ve had on Netflix, just below that time I streamed Rock-A-Doodle.

I am doing God’s work.

My Mom is looking out for me, you guys.

Just palling around with Tumblr celebrity Bobby Finger.

• if i get too mellow i ripen and then rot
• louis peitzman forgive lana
• louis pietzman
• macaulay culkin with dog
• how i learned to love anal

I wanted to write about my trip to New York, but I ended up yammering on about anxiety and facing fears and nothing of value to you, probably. Anyway, Bobby and I had dinner tonight, and it was DELICIOUS.