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I really wish my dad hadn’t pointed out how “funny” my dessert looked, because I wasn’t able to eat this without thinking about fellating the chocolate-covered banana. I actually ended up cutting it with a fork out of embarrassment.
Also, I ordered the “black cod” as an entree. You better believe I pronounced that several times in my head before saying it out loud. Rough night.
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The Only Winners You Care About.
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WE MADE IT.
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3 pairs of lashes. No one copy me, okay?
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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON.
well, I have to reblog this. And, hey have I mentioned this lately?
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Don’t judge me. (Taken with instagram)
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME.
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I enjoyed this. It’s specific.
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My chair feels lumpy.
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Henry, age 8Henry: Mom, did you know that Jimi Hendrix was a giant black guy with an Afro, because I just found out today and it blew my mind. So awesome. So awesome.
